New dance

So gay but fucking hilarious "YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES"! I die laughing when that part comes on!

The Evil Eye!

How to be gangster......

Baby laugh

Sound like a grown man LOL

Conan O'Brien is the man......Funny ass iPhone commercial.

My boy and I was just talking about this....



"It's also a hard to use phone"

No the hell it is not! You go straight to hell with that one!! LOL

Your pussy hungry?

LMAO

Sex Drive........I see why this shit wasn't playing in damn there any theaters.

This movie was so disappointing. I mean the trailer was hilarious! Ok the main kid in the movie was traveling all the way from Illinois to Knoxville to meet some chick he met online. But this guy could of deadass fucked some hoe at a party like 20 minutes into the movie that was in a room sucking on his finger. Ok so he stole his brother car to go see this chick, and the whole rest of the family would be going away on a trip so they wouldn't miss him if he left to go to another state. Like all the other "road trip" comedies they get into whole bunch of unnecessary adventures like going to a Amish party, the kids friend picking up a gas station cashier and fucking her in her crib while her parents were in the living room and the girl boyfriend coming home and chasing them down, and getting arrested etc etc. But this movie wasn't as funny as I thought as I hoped it would be. Oh and if you ever come to New York City NEVER.......and I mean EVER go to the United Artist theater in Lynbrook! THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING WORST THEATER I'VE EVER GONE TO!!!!!! There was mad popcorn and trash just on the floor! No one cleaned up after the last showing! The volume was mad low because there was like two speakers! And the screen was mad small! Bottom line this theater was the worst. Stay away from that theater......or just make sure your movie isn't showing theater 3!

I never see nothing like this in my grocery!

What kind of what?!?!?



I would deadass forget that I went to the grocery for LOL.

Kick of the week!

DJ Clark Kent 112 AF1

w/ the flash on.....

What ever happened to Crunk Juice??

This used to be my shit!! I haven't had it in so long and I don't see it anywhere. I mean you could proboly get it online but i'm not gonna go that hard for it. It was the second best energy drink, after Full Throttle. Now that shit is crack...I dunno how people could drink Red Bull or Monster.....Monster taste like fuckin baked ass! LMAO!

She holds her own!

I'm mad he just Bonzi Dropped right on her @ 1:58! LMMFAO! That was the worst!

Asian Hammer

This guy got serious skills! I deadass watched that whole thing waiting for him to OD on the TV or fall on the old lady in the background LOL.

OMG YouTube is fucking addictive!!!! I been on here just looking at fucking videos! I can't stop LOL.

Instant death if you do this to me!

And you thought you were cool.......

Crank that Curry Sauce

LOL! I know this is old but whatever. Still fuckin funny

TRINI BABY!!!!!!!!!!

*Fuck, youtube is so addictive!*

White gurl got some serious skillz!

I fell in love @ 1:31

I'll make it rain on her all night!

McLovin is the MAN!!!!

Geez sorry Chris! But I got Superbad on Blu-Ray.....so your welcome! Do a line for me man!

Andressa Soares!!!!I would smash this everyday! I booked my flight to Brazil already! LOL

Another video......What lucky kids! She needs to stop by my gym!



Her body is so re-Goddamn-diculous!!!

Why I just can't vote for McCain

Because I don't want to say I voted the same as this guy right here


Or these idiots....



Ever seen a "Fuck that cracker McCain" sign at a Obama rally or a "Screw Whitey" t-shirt anywhere? Why does it have to go there?? Racist people make me sick!

Source

Source

LOL dipset blows

There's a few dime pieces in this video. Regardless they deadass shot this in their bedroom.....and they got a porn going on in the background @ 1:52. This would be something you would see on BET Uncut! R.I.P. LOL



LOL this guys face is hilarious.....like he never seen a ass before LOL

“There’s a place reserved in hell for women who don’t support other women”.

Is this female Palin serious?



Yeah it's not your quote, but your backing it up.....Stupid broad. What rock did they finnd this chick under???

The Ariza show!!!!!

Knicks are still gay for trading him.....at least he's on the Lakers.

23 years ago today.....

I plan on adding these to my collection! Watch me!

Southpole BioFuel- When will the biting stop!

First Bapes and there copy of the AF1 then FILA and there fake Prada's now this! Fucking with my Jordan XI.....this shit needs to stop

Tackling Ref LSU vs Gamecocks *pause*

Why isn't that ref fired??? Yo that QB needs to go do some more bench presses in the gym. How you let a zebra take you out like that!!


Update

WOW

SEC says he did nothing wrong! You tell me! Looks like he squared him up to me.....

Role Models!

You already know where I'll be November 7th!!!

Any movie with Fogle and Stiffler is bound to be a classic!

LOL Doesn't Tiki.......

Have a huge dome peice LOL.




I'm just sitting here watching the halftime show of the Bucs and Seahawks and just was saying to myself.....this guy has a O.J. head. How many times did head get stuck in his helmet LOL. Just saying. Looking like Ed Bighead LOL!

Arab Money dance

ugh boy.....no comment on this stupid ass re-fucking-tarded dance. Wait a minute... wasn't that a comment.....oh well. Fuck it. This is the worst. Straight cake batter.

T Mobile G1-F**k these wanna be iPhones

Biting ass losers. Sick of all these wannabe iPhone dropping trying to take Apple's title! Just stop it. I said before and I'll say it again.....nothing is going to top the iPhone! This phone is so ahead of it's time it's ridiculous. You have to really own one to know just amazingly bad ass this phone is! You can't just borrow your friends phone for a second or go to the Apple store, it's so different. How do you make the illest phone ever.....with only 3 buttons on it LOL. You will never be able to use any other phone if you own a iPhone, and you won't want to! The only phone better than my iPhone....is the damn iPhone 3g! LOL

Jason Kidd rocking his crappy PEAK sneakers

Like I said before, he better be getting LeBron money to leave Nike!

Butt tissue.....

50 Cent gets clapped by Scarface

You horse!!!

Max Payne: TRUE WASTE OF MY F**KING TIME!!!!

OK I'm fucking pissed off!!!!!!! Like I been planning all fucking week, I wanted to see fucking Sex Drive. But when we got all the way to the fucking movie theater all the fucking way on Queens fucking Blvd, this pimpled face fucker tells me that the fucking 12:40 showing of Sex Drive isn't showing in the computer. The only thing showing is Max Payne at 12:20. So we were like fuck it, no thanks....but as we're walking to the car, we decide we drove all the fucking way out here so we might as well just see this and hope they stop being gay and more places show Sex Drive next week.......because I guess the black theaters out here don't see the need to show a white comedy, but hey Tyler Perry and Beverly Hills Chihuahua, oh yeah they got mad times for that shit! I'm not going to sit here and give a fucking review because by this point you know how I feel about this 2 hours of my life I'll never get back, but I will say this: you can't fucking make a movie of a video game that's gory and violent and turn around and make the fucking movie PG-13! No blood, no head shots, nothing! I mean that's what makes the game cool. I mean can you imagine if the made a movie of GTA and the movie was PG-13! That would be the biggest piece of shit ever! And this guy would shoot mad bullets and never reload! Also this shit had the worst snow I ever seen! Looked like damn cut up cotton balls LOL! And to make matters worst I didn't go wanting to see this piece of shit, so never really went in with a open mind, but it could of made me feel good for paying $24 to watch this crap! Don't waste your money on this shit!



PLEASE!

Kick of the week!

Air Penny II

Air Jordan 1 High Premier-I need these in my life!

My second fav Jordan!

If Obama's daughter was caught doing this, the election would be over!!

Yankee Air Sharkley's

Damn, I need this in my life.....

What do you see?

Devin Harris gets schooled by the british "Skip to my lou"

Woooooo....broke his damn ankles!!!!

Sex Drive-I want to see this Friday!

This look so fucking hilarious!!

LMFAO @ 0:22

"I like Zach, like Fred, like Dick.....Pause" LMAO. The worst!!!! How professional was that pause! That's what makes it so funny, you would never expect that from a reporter....unless it was BET and this was Rap City. LOL

Vintage Shaq!!!

To bad he's washed up now.....sad. Still a top 5 all-time center

Tea Bag!!!

I was dying when I seen this.

Shaq cursing on TV

Me and Tko were talking and for some reason this came up lol. I DONT GIVE A SHIT!!!

Movie time!

Why was this movie only 3rd in this week!

This was a damn good movie. C'mon man, Quarantine and Beverly Hill Chihuahua both did better than a movie staring Leonardo DiCaprio and Russell Crowe....but if you didn't see it, I would recommend you go see it.

Kick of the week!

Red & Black Dunk High Supreme

Week 6 Predictions

8-6 last week. I'm money this week! Watch!

BEARS over FALCONS	DOLPHINS over TEXANS
COLTS over RAVENS	VIKINGS over LIONS
SAINTS over RAIDERS	JETS over BENGALS
PANTHERS over BUCS	REDSKINS over RAMS
BRONCOS over JAGUARS	COWBOYS over CARDINALS
49ERS over EAGLES	PACKERS over SEAHAWKS
CHARGERS over PATRIOTS	GIANTS over BROWNS

Ugh....came to work today

Hey I could use the over time....I'm like the only one here LOL.

You know I'm gonna be bullshitin playing my iPhone all damn day!

Early kicks of the week...




Jordan 11....My favorite pair of Jordans!

Speaking of the Jordan 11's.....I want this...





Holla at emmanueLabor for yours!

Oh Adam.......

Geez.....just when I was just starting to call him Adam.....he goes all Pacman on me LOL

Dallas Cowboys cornerback Adam “Pacman” Jones was involved in a fight with one of his bodyguards, according to Dallas police, the night before attending a previously scheduled team meeting with NFL commissioner Roger Goodell.

No one was arrested and no one will be charged in connection with the fight late Tuesday night at The Joule, an upscale downtown hotel.

Jones missed all of last season for Tennessee while serving an NFL suspension for off-field incidents. Goodell fully reinstated the cornerback, acquired by Dallas in a trade in April, just before the season opener.

OK. I'm sorry to say this, but this guy is a loser. Yes, I know MOST losers don't run a 4.3 40yrd dash and are surrounded by millionaires, but this guy is a loser. This guy has been arrested like 3 times since he's been in the league and had to have a police intervention at a incident at least 12 times. He also only has 4 interceptions and that was 2 years ago so it could be safe to say he is also over hyped too. I mean if this guy was your brother-in-law or a cousin and he just got the cops called to his crib again, you would be sitting at your kitchen table telling your wife or your mother "This guy is a loser". And who fights a guy in a bathroom while he's taking a piss? Wait til he puts it back in the jar before you start throwing haymakers....but hey, that's Pacman.
-source

New Kanye Joint: Love Lockdown

One of the funniest episodes of Entourage

If you ever do a prank to me, and I DON'T like you, I'll do just what Ari did!!!! That stripper prank is classic though! I would deadass do that to someone....I got someone in mind......

Damn I'm getting old

Today is October 5th....my sister's birthday. She turned 16.


Geez I remember my dad getting me out of Spanish class to take me to the hospital to see her for the first time. Now she's all grown and shit.

Here's a throwback pic



Look at this clown in the background

Happy birthday sis!

Week 5 Predictions

Last week I went 5-8. This is my redemption week!!!! So here's my week 5 picks.....

TITANS over RAVENS	PACKERS over FALCONS
PANTHERS over CHIEFS	CHARGERS over DOLPHINS
EAGLES over REDSKINS	GIANTS over SEAHAWKS
COLTS over TEXANS	BEARS over LIONS
BRONCOS over BUCS	BILLS over CARDINALS
COWBOYS over BENGALS	PATRIOTS over 49ERS
JAGUARS over STEELERS	SAINTS over VIKINGS

New additions: Air Penny II

AIR PENNY II!!!!!!!!!

Jesus Tap Dancing Christ these are so CRACK!!!!!!!!!!

Good Looks Tko on this one!!!!!

My wifey is doing big things!!!!

Candace Parker became the first WNBA player to win MVP and Rookie of the year in the same season! Me and you can play one on one anytime!



Nothing better than a sexy, athletic woman.....God she's hot!

Remember this....

Used to love this shit!

And this!



And this!



yeah this too!



uh huh you know you love this one too



And my all time fav!



80s cartoons are great. Damn I miss being young and not giving a shit about nothing. Wake up, brush your teeth, get a bowl of cap'n crunch or some lucky charms and watch some Saturday morning cartoons!

New addition...Tko's iPhone 3G.....welcome to the club kid

He FINALLY got a damn iPhone....Fuck that blackberry, blueberry shit w/e its called lol. That shit is straight butt tissue.....soft! iPhone for life!

This is for you


LOL the greatest!

Kick of the week!

Purple Pigeons

Could this work?

I got this in a email....sounds crazy. But what you think?

I'm against the $85,000,000,000.00 bailout of AIG.

Instead, I'm in favor of giving $85,000,000,000 to America in a "We Deserve It" Dividend.

To make the math simple, let's assume there are 200,000,000 bonafide U.S. Citizens 18+.

Our population is about 301,000,000 +/- counting every man, woman and child. So 200,000,000 might be a fair stab at adults 18 and up..

So divide 200 million adults 18+ into $85 billion that equals $425,000.00.

My plan is to give $425,000 to every person 18+ as a "We Deserve It" Dividend.

Of course, it would NOT be tax free.

So let's assume a tax rate of 30%.

Every individual 18+ has to pay $127,500.00 in taxes.

That sends $25,500,000,000 right back to Uncle Sam.

But it means that every adult 18+ has $297,500.00 in their pocket.* A husband and wife has $595,000.00.

What would you do with $297,500.00 to $595,000.00 in your family?

*Pay off your mortgage - housing crisis solved.

*Repay college loans - what a great boost to new grads

*Put away money for college - it'll be there

*Save in a bank - create money to loan to entrepreneurs.

*Buy a new car - create jobs

*Invest in the market - capital drives growth

*Pay for your parent's medical insurance - health care improves

*Enable Deadbeat Dads to come clean - or else


Remember this is for every adult U S Citizen 18+ including the folks who lost their jobs at Lehman Brothers and every other company that is cutting back. And of course, for those serving in our Armed Forces.

If we're going to re-distribute wealth let's really do it...instead of trickling out a puny $1000.00 ( 'vote buy' ) economic incentive that is being proposed by one of our candidates for President.

HMMM....What would I do with damn there $300,000? Probably buy more shoes LOL. Nah, maybe a car(have to get the license first, yes I know), focus more on school rather than my 9-5 for a while, but more than anything I would just put it in the bank. I wouldn't OD like other negros and buy rims and jewels and other BS. It just gives you a little more breathing room, not really to go out and splurge. $300,000 isn't really all that much. Not like I could go buy a island, drink Martinis and Piña Coladas all day and get feed grapes by bitches and never work again. Though that sounds quite lovely. BITCHES! Come over here and have sex with Charlie Murphy! LOL

Amare is going to be rocking the Horace Grant look.....

Phoenix Suns forward Amare Stoudemire missed practice Thursday with a partially torn iris after being poked in the eye during practice Wednesday.

Suns center Boris Diaw inadvertently poked Stoudemire in the right eye during practice, and Stoudemire awoke Thursday with swelling and blurred vision.

Stoudemire, who will miss the team's public scrimmage on Friday, will likely wear goggles when he returns to the court -- possibly Sunday -- and might wear them for the rest of his career.



Whens the last time I seen someone rocking the goggles.........

Oh well, it's all good! Amare is gonna THRASH as usual and bring it back!!!! Bet you see cats in the park rocking some goggles. I'll put money on it!

-source

Poor poor ol Cubs.........

Damn will you guys ever win? I'm pulling for you, really. No really I am.*Go Manny*

I mean jeez, the Cubs were playing like the were a pee wee team. I wouldn't even disrespect little leagues and say they were playing like them. Little leauge would field better than these guys.....the worst....4 errors. Dodgers are up 2-0 going back to LA. Not looking good for those Cubs....